Hiruzen Sarutobi MBTI Personality Type
Personality
What personality type is Hiruzen Sarutobi? Hiruzen Sarutobi is an ESFJ personality type in MBTI, 9w1 - so/sp - 962 in Enneagram, SCOAN in Big 5, ESE in Socionics.
TL;DR: I am Hiruzen's #1 hater so I am going to inferno roast him while also typing him. No way in he🏒🏒 he uses Ni-Se. Ni would've foreseen the negative consequences of not telling Naruto about his past, yet letting the entire village treat him like a monster since birth and on top of that basically ignoring him for a decade to let that pain fester like an infected wound. In what universe is letting the village bully a kid with a nuke in his belly that can go off whenever he's stressed a good idea!? He's lucky Ramen Guy & Shikamaru stopped Naruto from turning into Kid Gaara because he was too busy sitting on his hands to do anything - Paying his rent was NOT enough! Kids need more than just money & Naruto barely even had that cause he was too broke to buy RAMEN!! How dare he let my boy eat ramen cups alone every day for years! All that sodium had his blood pressure about to explode out of him like Kurama! And don’t even get me started on the fact Naruto saw that d@mn swing set more than his guardian! You blocked Sasuke's mom from adopting him because she's an uchiha (RACISM!) just to ignore him!? He literally treated snake-ped0 better than the baby left to him by his dying successor! But see that’s why you’re balding; Your guilt took your hairline & made you look like a wrinkly 🥜 sack! CPS arrest this man! 😤 Anyway where was I? Oh yeah he was also completely caught off guard by Orochimaru AND Danzo being evil, yet knew them better than anyone (& neither was subtle about being evil for years before he became aware of it, not to mention the other elders were shady too!). How sway!? I'll tell you how, because his Si was attached to the versions of them he knew in the past, instead of predicting where they'd likely go based on how they were acting currently & the things that were happening to them overtime - clearly Si >>> Ni. High Ni users don't even have to try to anticipate what path people's actions are leading down, it just happens. Every xNFJ ever would’ve seen both of these situations coming like Miley Cyrus on that wrecking ball & would've put more effort into maintaining the collective harmony of the leaf instead of just their inner circle! Oh AND you ran the village while they bullied Sakumo Hatake into uninstalling his game of life all because he chose to save his friend instead of finish a mission! And don't get me started on the unnecessary mess of the Hyuga incident! At least he made Minato the Hokage so that’s something good right? WRONG he was still totally blindsided by the negative consequences of that choice, so had no plan for the Uchiha revolt (which was partly his fault cause he avoided patching things up with them for YEARS). Learned all the leaf's jutsu (Tert Ne by the way) & not one of them was more useful than letting Danzo Trump (actually Danzo Hitler) run amuck for DECADES!? Old man had ZERO foresight (Ni blind), it’s crazy; Ironically he's the most realistic depiction of a politician in anime though lol. God of Shinobi? Nah more like the God of Shh-No-B*tches. #AllMyHomiesHateHiruzen #GenocideEnabler #TheUchihaWereRight #PainWasRight P.S. Naruto better than me cause I would've been chilling on the Hokage heads swinging my feet while watching y'all get flattened if I was him ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
